Snupin Filk - Tom Waits

[drachenmina]

Title: Shag Me 'Til I’m Sore/alternative version
Author: drachenmina
Rating: NC17
The lupin_snape Snupin Filk Challenge
Characters: Severus Snape/Remus Lupin
Please note rating and heed the warnings for the alternative version: BDSM, watersports, breathplay. Yep, it's a bit filthy, this one!




Shag Me 'Til I’m Sore

(Tom Waits - Tango 'Til They're Sore)

When you sing that Hogwarts anthem all the ghosts will start to roar
The mutt may be in Heaven but the wolf is at the door
He’ll drag me to the bedroom and shag me till I’m sore
Then he’ll turn into my nightmare and start scratching at the door

Let me put on something slinky, maybe even wash my hair
Then suck you till you’re screaming in the cupboard by the stairs
I've told you all my secrets and I’ve given you my heart
So take me back to bed for evermore

Make sure you drink your Wolfsbane or oral sex is out
You can shag me in the Great Hall if there’s nobody about
Call me your queen; dress me up in a silken gown
And I’ll lock you up inside my heart 'til you get back in town

Let me put on something slinky, maybe even wash my hair
Then suck you till you’re screaming in the cupboard by the stairs
I've told you all my secrets and I’ve given you my heart
So take me back to bed for evermore

I’ll make sure I’m all in lingerie and the cock ring’s nice and tight
There’ll be a butt plug waiting in my arse when you get back tonight
Call me your bitch, then hold me close 'til the sun goes down
Howl my name at the moon, then go hunt somebody down, and just

Let me put on something slinky, maybe even wash my hair
Then suck you till you’re screaming in the cupboard by the stairs
I've told you all my secrets and I’ve given you my heart
So take me back to bed for evermore

Let me put on something slinky, maybe even wash my hair
Then suck you till you’re screaming in the cupboard by the stairs
I've told you all my secrets and I’ve given you my heart
So take me back to bed for evermore


Fuck Me 'Til I’m Sore

WARNING: BDSM, Watersports, breathplay - or as blpaintchart puts it, whilst the first is suitable for Slashionistas to sing at anytime day or night, [this one] is more appropriate for that particular "after hours and in a comfortably sound-proofed dungeon" special indulgence time...


When you sing that Hogwarts anthem all the ghosts will start to roar
The mutt may be in Heaven but the wolf is at the door
He’ll chain me to the bedstead and fuck me ‘til I’m sore
He’ll turn into my nightmare and he’ll treat me like a whore

Make me crawl to you and beg you ‘til you fuck me like a dog
Pound me till I’m screaming and my vision starts to fog
I've told you all my secrets and I’ve let you ream my arse
So take me back to bed for evermore

Make sure you bring the paddles and the whips and chains and all
Just get me back to Hogsmeade; fuck me up against a wall
You can piss on my face until I think I’m going to drown
And chain me up inside your room 'til you get back in town

Make me crawl to you and beg you ‘til you fuck me like a dog
Pound me till I’m screaming and my vision starts to fog
I've told you all my secrets and I’ve let you ream my arse
So take me back to bed for evermore

I’ll make sure I’m in my gimp suit and the cock ring’s nice and tight
You can tie me up and whip me just to see the pretty stripes
Call me a bitch, restrict my breath 'til I’m half dead
Carve your name on my chest, be a beast inside my bed, and just

Make me crawl to you and beg you ‘til you fuck me like a dog
Pound me till I’m screaming and my vision starts to fog
I've told you all my secrets and I’ve let you ream my arse
So take me back to bed for evermore

Make me crawl to you and beg you ‘til you fuck me like a dog
Pound me till I’m screaming and my vision starts to fog
I've told you all my secrets and I’ve let you ream my arse
So take me back to bed for evermore