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drachenmina) wrote2009-06-22 06:40 pm
drachenmina) wrote2009-06-22 06:40 pm
Bloody hell, the Mars Bars are getting everywhere...
Title: Remembrance of Sweets Past
Author:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
drachenmina
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Snape 100 Challenge#287 the Solar System: Mars
Characters: Severus Snape/Sirius Black
“You know what I miss most about life, Sniv?” Sirius mused.
Snape rolled his eyes. “Shagging Lupin.”
“Apart from that.”
“Shagging Potter.”
“And that.”
“Please do not tell me you miss shagging Wormtail or I shall defy the laws of metaphysics and be violently ill.”
“Mars bars.”
“What?”
“Mars bars. C’mon, Sniv, you’re half Muggle, you must have eaten tons of them.”
“Quite possibly, Black, but I should hardly consider the lack of gooey confectionary to be my greatest regret in the afterlife.”
“Nah, you’re probably right. All right, shagging Moony it is.” Sirius paused, grinning. “With a Mars bar.”
Sequel: Expediting the Expiation
Author:
drachenminaWord Count: 100
Rating: PG
Snape 100 Challenge#287 the Solar System: Mars
Characters: Severus Snape/Sirius Black
“You know what I miss most about life, Sniv?” Sirius mused.
Snape rolled his eyes. “Shagging Lupin.”
“Apart from that.”
“Shagging Potter.”
“And that.”
“Please do not tell me you miss shagging Wormtail or I shall defy the laws of metaphysics and be violently ill.”
“Mars bars.”
“What?”
“Mars bars. C’mon, Sniv, you’re half Muggle, you must have eaten tons of them.”
“Quite possibly, Black, but I should hardly consider the lack of gooey confectionary to be my greatest regret in the afterlife.”
“Nah, you’re probably right. All right, shagging Moony it is.” Sirius paused, grinning. “With a Mars bar.”
Sequel: Expediting the Expiation
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What? There's no sex OR chocolate in the afterlife?? Where did they end up???
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What? There's no sex OR chocolate in the afterlife?? Where did they end up???
See here. I was going to write you a comment drabble, but they just wouldn't shut up... ;P