Bloody hell, the Mars Bars are getting everywhere...

[drachenmina]

Title: Remembrance of Sweets Past
Author: drachenmina
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Snape 100 Challenge#287 the Solar System: Mars
Characters: Severus Snape/Sirius Black


“You know what I miss most about life, Sniv?” Sirius mused.

Snape rolled his eyes. “Shagging Lupin.”

“Apart from that.”

“Shagging Potter.”

“And that.”

“Please do not tell me you miss shagging Wormtail or I shall defy the laws of metaphysics and be violently ill.”

“Mars bars.”

“What?”

“Mars bars. C’mon, Sniv, you’re half Muggle, you must have eaten tons of them.”

“Quite possibly, Black, but I should hardly consider the lack of gooey confectionary to be my greatest regret in the afterlife.”

“Nah, you’re probably right. All right, shagging Moony it is.” Sirius paused, grinning. “With a Mars bar.”


Sequel: Expediting the Expiation

Comments

[bohemianspirit.livejournal.com]

This is good. ;-) I especially like the line about Wormtail and the laws of metaphysics. The only thing I didn't like was... Dead Severus. :-(

But then I got to thinking: O.K. So they ran out of bezoars and antivenin and dittany, and Fawkes apparently got lost en route to the Shrieking Shack, but--someone, just in the nick of time, pulled out... A MARS BAR! An authentic British Mars bar! And, voila! Severus Lives!

Of course he has to die eventually, at which time he will be happily snarking with Sirius in the Afterlife.

[drachenmina]

Well, it's well known that a Mars a day helps you work, rest and play.

And, presumably, recover from seemingly fatal snake bites! :D

Glad you enjoyed!