Honestly there were so many lines here that made me crack up totally.

These were the best of them all:

“Are you saying your entire family is employed in the looting-and-pillaging industry?” Draco asked incredulously.

They nodded in eerie unison. “Well, except our brother Percy.”
“But we don’t talk about him.”
“He’s the dread accountant Weasley.”
“You don’t want to get on the wrong end of one of his audits, mind.”

Somehow you managed to convince me that Charlie would be a very good match for the young Mr Malfoy.