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drachenmina ([personal profile] drachenmina) wrote2009-03-16 02:06 pm
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Fic: Mistake?

Title: Mistake?
Author: [livejournal.com profile] drachenmina
Word Count: 100 x 2
Rating: R
Snape 100 Challenge#273: Patented Daydream Charm
Characters: Severus Snape/Harry Potter



Severus will eviscerate Messrs Weasley.

Harry’s going to kill Fred and George.

The Bespoke Daydream Charm they’ve sent him bears Potter’s name.

They’ve sent Harry Snape’s daydream, not his.

No doubt Potter is now chortling his way through Severus’ daydream.

Snape’s bound to look at Harry’s fantasy, the bastard.

Death by snake is looking more attractive by the minute.

Maybe if he asks Snape nicely he’ll just Avada Kedavra him quickly.

It seems only fair that Severus should find out what flights of inanity amuse the boy.

Harry might as well have a look at Snape’s fantasy before he dies.

Are those whips?

Why am I wearing a skirt?

Ah, and paddles too. And doesn’t he squeal beautifully?

Oh, I get it. And yeah, it looks like I’m about to…

That is… somewhat arousing.

Fuck, that’s hot!

Ahhhhhhhh!

Ohhhhhhhh!

Severus appears to have somewhat misjudged the boy’s view of him.

Looks like Snape likes Harry after all, the kinky sod.

Perhaps a cordial Owl and an offer to exchange the dreams would be in order.

Maybe Harry should invite Snape round so he can shag him silly.

And thanks to Messrs Weasley.

And he’ll even let Fred and George watch.


[identity profile] valkyrieblades.livejournal.com 2009-03-16 04:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, too perfect! Gotta love the twins. ^_^

[identity profile] jean-c-pepper.livejournal.com 2009-03-16 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
That was HILARIOUS!!!!

[identity profile] zephyr-macabee.livejournal.com 2009-03-16 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Gracious, two kinky bastards, well they'll suit each other then.

[identity profile] hpstrangelove.livejournal.com 2009-03-19 10:26 am (UTC)(link)
Ha! This is great!