Fic: Unintentionally

[drachenmina]

Title: Unintentionally
Author: drachenmina
Word count: 221(b)
Pairing: Sherlock/Lestrade
Rating: PG
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: I disclaim everything but a worrying obsession with getting middle-aged detectives some action.
AN: It has been brought to my attention that some people think this is a one-ship fandom. This is quite clearly heresy of the first order.
Kisses for the beta to the lovely blooms84



Greg frowns. "Where's Sherlock?"

Donovan smirks, her pretty face turned ugly with malice. "Sorry, sir. Freak's gone. Must've been desperate to get home and shag his new boyfriend."

Oh, for fuck's sake. "They're not shagging. Did he say anything before he left?"

She shrugs. Uninterested.

"Dammit, Donovan, this could be important! Tell me exactly what happened before he left." Because he doesn't believe Sherlock left because he was bored. Not this case. No, he left because he'd seen something. Worked something out. Whatever.

And knowing Sherlock, it was the key to the whole bloody case.

"Donovan, I'm waiting."

Her face twists. "With respect, Sir, I wasn't listening. Because I don't want to hear what those two have to say to each other. Sir."

"Oh, for—next time, when Sherlock speaks, you listen, right?"

"Oh, yeah?" Donovan counters, shoulders back. "You know what I think? I think your pet freak's finally found someone who gets off on crime scenes as much as he does, and I'll give you three guesses what the pair of them are up to right now!"
Greg's fists clench. "For the last time, Sherlock Holmes is not shagging Dr Watson! He's shagging me. Got that? Not Watson. Me."

He pauses, breathing hard. Realises what he's just said.

He's just outed himself to his whole bloody team.

"Oh, bollocks."

Comments

[tehomet.livejournal.com]

Ha ha! :D

Excellent drabble. And best-timed use of the word 'bollocks' in living memory.

[jl_merrow]

Thank you! *beams*

[drachenmina]

*bangs head against brick wall*
Must. Remember. Who. I'm. Logged. In. As!

And yes, sorry. That was me. Minus my brain...

[fengirl88.livejournal.com]

splendid 221b! can just hear Lestrade saying that last line...

*continues to applaud your obsession with getting middle-aged detectives some action*

[drachenmina]

Thank you! :D

[sostrangechild.livejournal.com]

Oh, oh my Lestrade! Good job you silly boy! *picks him up and twirls him around* At least you don't have to keep it a secret now, eh?

Adding to memories. :)

[drachenmina]

Glad you enjoyed! :D

[vesselandpestle.livejournal.com]

MWAH! *gives big kisses to Lestrade*

Silly detective, you're so CUTE when you unintentionally out yourself! I also heartily approve of your attempts to ensure that middle-aged detectives "get some". And - and there are LOTS of Sherlock ships, I say fie on anyone who claims otherwise!

[drachenmina]

Thank you! *beams*

[samalander-dawn.livejournal.com]

oh dear....I'm quite looking forward to seeing what happens next :D (sorry Lestrade, but.... :D)

very nicely done!

[drachenmina]

Thank you! *g*

[storyfan.livejournal.com]

You may give middle-aged detectives all the action they can stand. Because I can stand a whole lot more of it.

Lovely, perfect drabble.

[drachenmina]

Aw, thank you! *kiss*

[kalypso-v.livejournal.com]

Lestrade, love, I'm not entirely sure that your premise (Sherlock is shagging me) leads to your conclusion (Sherlock is not shagging Dr Watson). But I'm happy about the premise, anyway, and I don't care who knows it.

[drachenmina]

LOL! A bit of wishful thinking on Greg's part, perhaps! But then John is so determined to tell everyone he's not Sherlock's boyfriend! ;D

[kari77.livejournal.com]

*pets Lestrade* Well, coming out in style, did you. :D

Love this.

[drachenmina]

Thank you! :D

[drachenmina]

*g* I'll leave what happens next to your imagination!

Glad you enjoyed it! :D

[wordvagabond.livejournal.com]

OH, joy. LMAO