This is good. ;-) I especially like the line about Wormtail and the laws of metaphysics. The only thing I didn't like was... Dead Severus. :-(
But then I got to thinking: O.K. So they ran out of bezoars and antivenin and dittany, and Fawkes apparently got lost en route to the Shrieking Shack, but--someone, just in the nick of time, pulled out... A MARS BAR! An authentic British Mars bar! And, voila! Severus Lives!
Of course he has to die eventually, at which time he will be happily snarking with Sirius in the Afterlife.
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Date: 2009-06-23 02:24 pm (UTC)But then I got to thinking: O.K. So they ran out of bezoars and antivenin and dittany, and Fawkes apparently got lost en route to the Shrieking Shack, but--someone, just in the nick of time, pulled out... A MARS BAR! An authentic British Mars bar! And, voila! Severus Lives!
Of course he has to die eventually, at which time he will be happily snarking with Sirius in the Afterlife.