Well go to the foot of our stairs...

[drachenmina]

Off oop north again for the weekend, for a refresher course in Lancashire dialect courtesy of the in-laws - my father-in-law is possibly the only person, anywhere, who actually says "ee ecky-thump" and means it (seriously!).

If I'm really lucky, the weirdo my sis-in-law married will be there too and I'll get a side order of Scouse git.

And I'm going to miss you allllllllllllll!

(But hopefully, get pampered rotten AND finish the crimbo shopping...)