Fair Exchange
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drachenminaSo why the buggery can't I get into IJ now? *pouts*
Title: Fair Exchange
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drachenmina
Word Count: 200
Rating: G
Lupin100 Challenge: #216: “It’s alive… it’s alive”
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley (bear with me!)
AN: It probably helps if you’ve seen the film Young Frankenstein
“Bloody hell, Harry – Lupin’s alive?”
“It’s great, isn’t it? And it was all Snape’s doing!”
“What? But that git’s always hated him!”
“Nah, that was just a front. Secretly they were nursing a doomed and passionate love.”
“Really?”
“Actually, no. But they were shagging like bunnies. So Snape did this bonding thingy with Lupin so that neither of them could die whilst the other lived.”
“I think I’ve heard of something like that before… So that’s why Snape didn’t die either? Bloody hell, I’m having words with Lupin if it’s his fault that bastard’s still walking around alive.”
“Ron, Snape’s a hero. And anyway, he’s different, now. The exchange of magical energy when they nearly died has had a permanent effect. Each has taken on characteristics of the other.”
“What, so Snape now likes wearing cardigans and going to jumble sales?”
“Yeah, that’s the sort of thing.”
“So what did Remus get from him?”
“Well, it was more physical in his case. A, er, part of his anatomy has grown considerably.”
“Oh god, you don’t mean – “
“Yep, ‘fraid so. Not only does Remus now have hair you could fry chips on, but he’s also got an incredibly large nose.”
Title: Fair Exchange
Author:
drachenminaWord Count: 200
Rating: G
Lupin100 Challenge: #216: “It’s alive… it’s alive”
Characters: Harry Potter, Ron Weasley (bear with me!)
AN: It probably helps if you’ve seen the film Young Frankenstein
“Bloody hell, Harry – Lupin’s alive?”
“It’s great, isn’t it? And it was all Snape’s doing!”
“What? But that git’s always hated him!”
“Nah, that was just a front. Secretly they were nursing a doomed and passionate love.”
“Really?”
“Actually, no. But they were shagging like bunnies. So Snape did this bonding thingy with Lupin so that neither of them could die whilst the other lived.”
“I think I’ve heard of something like that before… So that’s why Snape didn’t die either? Bloody hell, I’m having words with Lupin if it’s his fault that bastard’s still walking around alive.”
“Ron, Snape’s a hero. And anyway, he’s different, now. The exchange of magical energy when they nearly died has had a permanent effect. Each has taken on characteristics of the other.”
“What, so Snape now likes wearing cardigans and going to jumble sales?”
“Yeah, that’s the sort of thing.”
“So what did Remus get from him?”
“Well, it was more physical in his case. A, er, part of his anatomy has grown considerably.”
“Oh god, you don’t mean – “
“Yep, ‘fraid so. Not only does Remus now have hair you could fry chips on, but he’s also got an incredibly large nose.”
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