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Those of you with refined sensibilities may want to pass on by. Quickly.

For anyone else, if you fancy reading some Jeeves/Wooster doggerel with no redeeming features whatsoever,

When Bertie awoke one spring day
He said "Dash it, I'm frisky today!
Jeeves, pack me a bag
And we'll go have a shag
On a beach down Devonshire way!"

Said Jeeves, "Do you think, Sir, that's wise?
For even the sand dunes have eyes
Though the weather is fine
We might have to 'do time'
If I'm caught with my cock 'twixt your thighs."

"By jingo!" cried Bertie, "That's true.
It seems that al fresco won't do
It would be a shame
To blacken our names
For the sake of a bally good screw."

"Indeed, Sir," the valet replied
And lifting the sheets, slipped inside.
"But here, I may say,
We can bugger all day
Would Sir like to be held down, or tied?"

(written for the Torquere Social contest)

Date: 2010-04-16 07:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] storyfan.livejournal.com
This is so damned hilarious I can't stand it. Must plug it on my LJ and elsewhere.

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Date: 2010-04-16 08:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lupus-malus.livejournal.com
This is the most awesome thing I have read in ages!

Date: 2010-04-16 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thistlethorn.livejournal.com
Thanks for taking the leap and posting to [livejournal.com profile] indeedsir. This was a delight! Very clever!

Date: 2010-04-16 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mxdp.livejournal.com
*wipes away a tear* Just... made of win. Entirely.

Date: 2010-04-16 10:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackletter.livejournal.com
Limericks are pretty much my favourite poetic form ever, and these are marvellously clever examples of the form!

Date: 2010-04-16 10:11 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] isweedan
*seal-clap of happy* :D

Date: 2010-04-16 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kill-claudio.livejournal.com
Fantastic! I think I hurt something laughing so hard.

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Date: 2010-04-16 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dame-chastain.livejournal.com
Perfect. Just perfect.

Date: 2010-04-16 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tatianalarina.livejournal.com

Love it!

Date: 2010-04-16 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-wittyusername.livejournal.com

These are hilarious. The best kinds of limericks too-the dirtiest of the dirty.

Date: 2010-04-17 12:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] salomesensei.livejournal.com
Absolutely delightful. *applause*

Date: 2010-04-17 01:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] beeb-almighty.livejournal.com
*giggles to death*

Date: 2010-04-17 01:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mutant-biscuits.livejournal.com
Hilarious! I love it. :D

Date: 2010-04-17 01:51 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] jameta4all.livejournal.com
I died laughing. Then I used a Phoenix Down so that I could read it and laugh again XD

Date: 2010-04-17 11:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pipariperho.livejournal.com
Oh. My.

Darn hilarious!

Date: 2010-04-17 01:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] naihtmae.livejournal.com
This made my day! ♥

Date: 2010-04-18 04:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chaoticchaos13.livejournal.com

High marks!

Date: 2010-04-18 09:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] niektete.livejournal.com
I am so glad you posted on indeedsir! This was just the thing I needed to lift my spirits (and my need to write more smut) just now ^^

Date: 2010-04-19 01:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toodlepipsigner.livejournal.com
I'm going to have to add my hat to the list of those being tippped in your direction. That was hysterical and terribly clever! Last stanza in particular was excellent, but the whole thing flowed wonderfully. Thanks for sharing! Needed a pick-me-up about now.

Date: 2010-04-22 04:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veul-mclannon.livejournal.com
This. Just. HILARIOUS. Reading it a second time... it's even funnier! (Don't really know why, but...)

WIN. x100000000

Date: 2010-04-30 01:36 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Thank heavens I don't have refined sensibilities! It scans, it tells a story very neatly, and it's funny as hell -- thanks for posting, the limericks are marvelous. :)

Date: 2010-09-19 12:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] polly-oliver.livejournal.com


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